Nobody: Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie
You've probably heard this one before but screw it
What's the difference between jesus christ and the kid I just killed Jesus christ probably died a virign
When the school shooter is about to leave the room then the autistic kid says “Goodbye!”.
i gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dyer
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation , I just need a kid who can keep a secret
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said "lets play a game". so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says "A" little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself "well he might say something like a$$" so the teacher calls on sally. sally say "apple". the teacher says "B" little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though "no he might say something like b!tch". so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says "R" little Johnny raises his hand and say "me me please I really know one". then the teacher thinks to herself "well theres no cuss word that starts with R" so she said "ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R" little Johnny says "a rat!" and the teacher very pleased say "very good Johnny what type of rat" little Johnny says "A big gosh damn mother freaker". sorry I had to edit some word but y'all know what I meant.
Why do downs kids blend in in geometry.
Their foreheads are angled.
What do you a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad
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my jokes are like kids with cancer they never get old.
I was at work yesterday and I saw this kid crying, I went up to him and asked him where his parents were, and he started to cry even more. Gosh, don't you just love working at the orphanage.
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I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag I said are you an orphan he said what gave me away I said your parents
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the fat kid asked the teacher "is godzilla real" the teacher said "they're standing right infront of me"
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids ? Would come out Black or white or plastic 😂
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there"
