Kids jokes
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.