Kids jokes
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.