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What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap
You have a great singer inside you
What's the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
what game do emo kids love the most.. hangman
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kid asks "what is dark humor?" me *points*"see at that guy across the street..." kid:"i can't... I'm blind" me:"exactly "
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
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What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD? Concentration camp.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset
