Kids jokes

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.

Why did the disabled kid cross the road?

(Why?)

He can't.

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?

'Cause they're the ones making the toys.

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.

But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?

Cocaine.

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled children.

When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"

I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.

I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.

I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”

Dora, where do we go next?

Kids at home: Area 51.

Meanwhile,

Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.

1 day later,

Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!

What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

How are orphans and blind kids similar?

They both have never seen their parents :)

VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.

LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.

Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?

Dad: He had a nap.

Kid: Where is he now?

Dad: HELL!