Kids jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.