Kids jokes
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
Memes
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.