Kids jokes
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming