What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Kids Jokes
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Can emo kids get happy meals?
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
POV: The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.
:me😐
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
