Kids jokes
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.