Juice jokes
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.