Juice jokes
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."