Juice

Juice Jokes

Life

Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.

Song

What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

Trash Can

Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?

Heart

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld

Butt

How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.

Face

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

Blonde

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

Because it said "concentration camp."

Perk

Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?

Because he can't handle 6 perks.

Song

What is George Floyd's favorite song?

"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.

Rainbow

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

Poop

I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.

Orange Juice

What did the blender say to the orange juice?

"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

Slavery

Friend: Slavery isn't good.

Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.

Me: Shut up and get me a juice!

Satan

Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?

'Cause they made a juice out of him.

Tampon

What do lovely men and tampons have in common?

Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.