Juice jokes

Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.

Why did the orange stop?

Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.

"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."

How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.

You make the juice go through my power brick.

While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋

What's a current's favorite juice?

Black "current"!

What do gay girls order in a bar?

Pussy juice.

Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?

Orange juice.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.