Juice jokes
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋