Juice jokes
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.