Juice

Juice jokes

What did the blender say to the orange juice?

"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

Friend: Slavery isn't good.

Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.

Me: Shut up and get me a juice!

Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?

'Cause they made a juice out of him.

What do lovely men and tampons have in common?

Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?

Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.

When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!

Try with a cucumber.

Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?

Because it never runs out of juice.

How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.