Joke jokes
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
perfect stats
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!