Joke jokes
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
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I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.