Joke

Joke jokes

Hairline

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

Book

Why did the math book kill itself?

It had too many problems.

Dad

What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?

Nothing, they both ran off.

Mum

Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.

Porn

What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we watch through.

Orphan

There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.

For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

Difference

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

Ash

Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?

He gets to tear that ass up one more time.

Dad

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

President

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

Unicycle

What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?

A unicycle can only take one person at a time.