Joke jokes
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.