Joke jokes
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
Did you?
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
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What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.