Joke jokes
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
You want a joke? My entire existence.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
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