Joke jokes
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
Your face is a joke.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
You want a joke? My entire existence.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.