Joke jokes
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...
Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.
Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.
And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...
There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.
So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
His YouTube channel is a joke.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
First (DYM 68).