Dark humor is a lot like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
My mom ask stop making joke about suicide I answer- don’t worry ...I stop soon
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink Depresso expresso Jk bleach
What did the rope say to me?
"hey there man, you wanna hang later?"
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
I got kicked out of a hospital once, I told all the COVID patients to stay positive.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared” Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”
i got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.
What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.
What do u call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces
"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
life’s too short to want it.
Other girls be like "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under 😃👍
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
