Joke jokes
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
when your texting your friend funny jokes, Them on the other side when they say lol:
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Pretend you're an orphan and I'm telling you a joke:
Your mom.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why would you make jokes about birth control?
It's a great labour-saving invention.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.