Joke jokes
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
Life's too short to want it.
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?
They're both pointless.
Dark jokes are like water; some people just don't get it.
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one, then he/she should stand up.
After a minute, a boy stands up.
The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.
The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here.
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.