What's a depressed kids favorite holiday.... Christmas because everything is hanging
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They're both pointless.
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Do you have dark humor?
Actually never mind, I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying..... but I decided to abort.
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?
me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy 😭💀
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A kinder surprise
Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
sorry for all the jokes, ill end it
September 11 bring your plane to work day
Your hairline so far back I learned about it in history class
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician? panhandler
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso
Jk Its bleach
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
