Joke Jokes

i got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.

What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

life’s too short to want it.

Other girls be like "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under 😃👍

What's a depressed kids favorite holiday.... Christmas because everything is hanging

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?

me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.

long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy 😭💀

The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"

"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you noticed you said nothing at all?

What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They're both pointless.

What do u call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces

Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store

Scan the wrist and you might get a discount

One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one then he/she should stand up. After a minute a boy stands up.

The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.

The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."