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Joke jokes

Oral

    • It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.

    Weird.

    Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.

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    • Meat

    • Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

    Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

    Joke memes

    Mom

    • Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

    Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

    Emo

    • How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?

    None, because they just cry in the darkness.

    Nickel

    • Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.

    Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

    One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”

    Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”

    Mama

    • Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

    Content

    • I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.

    Roblox

    • Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.

    *Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!

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