Joke jokes

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn't hard.

What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

Some people think incest jokes are funny.

I just think it's all relative.

What's missing in an orphanage computer?

"The motherboard."

What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D

A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

A woman went out on a date and said, “I’m thirty-one with the body of a sixteen-year-old.” The man responded, “Wanna show me? 😏” The woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “Take a look.”

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."

"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.

All my jokes are cries for help.

INCLUDING THIS ONE.

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.

What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.

What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.