Joke jokes
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
when your texting your friend funny jokes, Them on the other side when they say lol:
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
How to write a joke?
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.