Joke jokes
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.
AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.
There's no one.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Line (DYM 105)
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.