Joke Jokes

What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn't hard

What's missing in an orphanage computer?

"The mother board."

A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."

A woman went out on a date and said “I’m thirty one with the body of a sixteen year old” the man responded “wanna show me?😏” the woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “take a look”

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."

"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head

what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.

when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)

If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

All my jokes are cys for help

INCLUDING THIS ONE

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia

What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D

It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself

What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas