Joke jokes
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her: