Joke Jokes

911 jokes usually go over my head

Then it hits me

U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it

What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.

Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents we're taken so her shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: Can I play with your bellybutton my mom always let's me when we camp. So the teacher says: Sure 5 minutes later the teacher says: Woah Woah Woah that's not my bellybutton! Little Johnny says: Woah Woah Woah thats not my finger.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?

A kinder surprise

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso expresso

Jk Its bleach

sorry for all the jokes, ill end it

Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk

September 11 bring your plane to work day

Your hairline so far back I learned about it in history class

Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes? Because they are aimed at a younger audience.

Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash

Best pilot in Saudi Arabia

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”

By:Xzavier