Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage? A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What's a depressed persons favourite drink
Depresso espresso
Nah just kidding it's bleach
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
Whats starts with M and end with arriage?
Miscarriage Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child
my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
Me: Knock knock....Friend: who's there? Me: I don't know anymore
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
"Knock knock." Orphan: "Who's there?" "Not your parents."
What do you call a man off the ground? Hanged.
best friend makes 9/11 joke
you: hey my dad was inside the tower
best friend: im sorry
you: I always knew he was a great pilot
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Yes I’m CUTE
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
