Joke jokes
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "I'm." "I'm who?" "I'm a joke!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Wow, no SP jokes?
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Krusty nut
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Brazil is a joke.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?