"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
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I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad
What’s the difference between stephan hawking and a walkie talkie. He can’t walkie or talkie
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard...
Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potato's." *SMACK*! mother slapped mark. She then asked suzie, "what would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatos" said suzie *SMAACK*! she slapped suzie. "Ok. Johnny, what would you like to eat?" Well.... I sure as hell dont want no fucking potatos.
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage? A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
Someone asked me why I'm Still here...the answer is simple I don't want to be used as a school assembly
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
