Joke jokes

A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.

And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.

And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.

Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.

She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.

What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!

Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?

Because they were using the computer.

One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."

Why is he sooo dam fineee?

To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?

Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.

Why is Earth flat?

What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same!

Two cows are standing in a field.

Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?

Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.

Knock knock.

Who is there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."

Nah, it's a penis.

What's the grossest thing ever?

A bag of dead babies.

What's even more gross?

The bottom one is still wriggling!

When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.

What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.

What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?

Porn Cocktail.

5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.

1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.

2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!

3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?

4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!

5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.