Joke jokes
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Submit a joke :-)
Your love life.
My life is a joke.
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Why is Earth flat?
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."