Joke jokes
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
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What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
Chode.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.