Joke jokes
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
A man and his friend walk into a bar on a 30-story building and order a drink of beer. Then one of the men jumps out the window and he can fly, so he says to his mate, "Gary, take a sip of this drink, it makes you fly!" So Gary takes a sip of the drink, jumps out the window, and dies. And the bartender says, "Gee, Superman, you're a douche when you drink!"
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
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If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
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Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.