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Miscarriage

What starts with M and ends with arriage?

Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

Neither does the child.

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  • Apology

    Admins, if you are seeing this, please look in the comments of https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5d521e61d3e53a06d27bc361/why-are-you-censoring-my-friend-franz.

    I'm sorry.

    Dwarf

    What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

    Perform fellatio.

    Age

    In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.

    It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.

    Orphan

    So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.

    The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"

    The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"

    Helen Keller

    How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

    They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."

    Potato

    If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.

    But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.

    Forehead

    Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

    Orphan

    Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!

    Cum

    What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.

    Difference

    What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.