Joke jokes
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
You don't have any balls.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
If you read this, you lost your v card.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."