Joke jokes
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Suicide.
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
You don't have any balls.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."