Joke Jokes

One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!

Orphanage protest jokes here!

Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.

So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒

None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?

A man entered the bank branch and asked the teller to withdraw his account balance. The teller debited his account and gave the man all his money. Then the man counted the money and asked the teller to deposit it back into his account.

The teller asked the man why he withdrew the money and deposited it back. Then the man replied, "I wanted to make sure all my money is safe and tallies with my records."

Lol

Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."

What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?

A Tyrannosaurus Tex.

What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.

Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?

Because it looks like a g-nome.

You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.

Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.

If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?

Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!

Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.

Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.

Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic. Hehe.

What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"

I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.

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