Joke jokes
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, "WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!" A man in the back responds, "YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!"
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
What does the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm going inside."
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!