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Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!

Who is Joe?

You reply back: Who is Candice?

They reply back: Who is Candice?

You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."

Little Johnny's sister, Suzy, sees her mom in the shower and asks, "What is that between your legs?" Her mom responds, "That is my garage." The next day, Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day, Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands, Suzy?" Suzy says, "Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off."

What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.

As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>

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    • I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.

    What does a kite and a criminal have in common?

    They both get high.

    A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"

    The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"

    A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."

    My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.

    As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.