Joke jokes
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
You might think these jokes are plane.
Stop the orphan jokes!
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"
The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.