Joke jokes

STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.

Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!

Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?

Because they can’t hit the home button.

"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.

I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.

I'd tell you a Kobe joke.

But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.

Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.

Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.

Friend: How dark IS your humor?

Me: It started an organization against cops.

What did the adopted poker player say?

"Will you raise me?"

Hey, I have a joke!

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."

Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!

Me: spreading positivity.

Everyone else at the HIV testing center.

My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds."

I shot her, now we wait.

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

BaBOOM!