What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
Joke Jokes
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
Me: spreading positivity.
Everyone else at the HIV testing center.
My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds."
I shot her, now we wait.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
