Joke jokes
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
My friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: No.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because you are a joke.
Friend: Your life is too...
Me: :)
Friends :)
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.