Joke jokes

My fucking life, cya.

One day, Little Johnny went to his grandma's house, and she asks, "Do you like nuts?"

Little Johnny says, "Yes, I like nuts."

His grandma says, "Okay then, grab them out of the cabinet." So Little Johnny went and grabbed them, and he was sad after he grabbed them. His grandma then says, "What's wrong?"

Little Johnny says, "I thought they were real nuts," and his grandma fainted.

I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣

What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.

Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.

What do you call Yakub with no eyes?

No eyes Yakub.

What do you call a man with no legs?

Hangman.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"

What is hard to find but easy to make?

An orphan.

I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐

Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟

Two blondes fell down a hole.

One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"

The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.

Why can’t the baby cross the road?

Walls.

How do rabbits travel?

By hareplane.

What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.

Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)