Joke jokes

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?

Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.

What do you call a cow in the snow?

Chilli Beef.

What is a cow that's good at math good for?

Meat pie.

I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.

What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."

Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.

I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.

Orphan: "What family?"

*fart* 👀 Oops!

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

AOT > ur fav anime.

What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"

"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"

What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.

I would tell a scoliosis joke.

But that would be completely out of line.

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?