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Joke Jokes
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
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If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny weather, a pleasant place to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures, and do you think they have them?
"No, there are no ghosts or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know, right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on Instagram, Facebook, and the worst jokes on the site.
Gina Claw Scare loved fire, which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time!
They buried her on a lawn in the forest that caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know, right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming, and then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Worst joke.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
Stop the orphan jokes!
STOP THE ORPHAN JOKES!
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There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
