Joke jokes

What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?

He became spotless!!!

Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?

"Ketchup!"

Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.

A B 💿.

Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!

Me: Why? They don't land well together?

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.

-THE END-

This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮

What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?

You can't run over a yellow line.

What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.

Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!

Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!

Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?

Son: Sure thing, dad!

Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!

Son: I don't get the joke, dad.

Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.

Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

Them: You're ugly.

Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.

Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.

What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?

D+.

So I was being robbed, and this guy had the gun to my head, so I told him he was holding it backwards.

I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.

Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.

I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.

Feel free to comment.

A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.

A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.

BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.

NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)

This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)

What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?

In baseball, you know where home is.

My sad ass life.