Joke jokes

Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

Because they come back, unlike their dad.

I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."

He said, "What do you want?"

I said, "To be your new father."

"Really??!" the orphan said.

Me: Lol, no.

Orphan *Jumps into street*

One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.

Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.

When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."

Me: Let's go to Randy's.

Friend: There's no Randy's.

Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.

Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!

Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?

What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?

He became spotless!!!

Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?

"Ketchup!"

Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.

A B 💿.

Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!

Me: Why? They don't land well together?

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.

-THE END-

This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮

What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?

You can't run over a yellow line.

What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.

Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!

Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!

Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?

Son: Sure thing, dad!

Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!

Son: I don't get the joke, dad.

Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.

Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.

Them: You're ugly.

Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.

Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.