Joke jokes
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.