Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
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I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
A B C deez nuts!
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
