Joke jokes
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.