Joke jokes
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.