Joke jokes
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. đ
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
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Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Whatâs the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Whatâs Whitney Houstonâs favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Whatâs better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I donât know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeĂąo business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying âOoh, I love how smooth it is.â
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? Youâre an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean youâre an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Joke start.
Punchline!
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."
I rate it 9/11.
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone đ
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.