I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Joke Jokes
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
Banana joke?
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
