Joke jokes
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Beans, your mum is fat!
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.