Joke jokes
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?