Joke jokes
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.