What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
Joke Jokes
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
How do you get my neighbor out of their tree?
You untie the rope.
What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.
How do you know if a comedian is high?
Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
What did the penis say to its pee?
"Urine."
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Joke: Why did the gym close down?
– It just didn’t work out.
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"