Jeffery jokes
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Me always :
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
