Jeffery jokes

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

This isn't ketchup.

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

"This isn't ketchup."

What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?

They both enjoy kids' company.

What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?

Jack in a box.

Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?

He does not like roasted vegetables.

A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.

-- Jeffery Dahmer

Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!

What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?

They're both dangerous to children.

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?

A. "Pieces of You."

Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?

A: He thought they tasted funny.

Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.

Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.

Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.

What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.

But what is similar is tha-

Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!

Sorry 'bout that......

Now, as I was saying,

What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.

Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!

Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.