Jeffery jokes
Q. When is it bedtime at Jeffrey Epstein's house? A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A. Kids turn them on.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer