I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to funeral.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
when does an emo get jealous at a phone ........................... when it dies
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Man I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
