Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Jealous Jokes
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
