Jealous jokes
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Memes
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"