Jealous jokes
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.