Jealous jokes
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
GF be like...
Community talk
BAHAH COSMO LOSER IS DELETING THE ARISH POSTS EWWW STOP BEING JEALOUS
This is going to be a mouthful, but I suggest you read it all. Posting as anonymous, but yeah, it's Amy. A lot wrong has happened on this site, like a LOT. And for me, this involved the insults & constant wars & whatnot. After it was all over, I think I started building myself off my hatred of you all. I started becoming my hatred ina way. Not a day went by that I didn't remember the hurt I felt. Also, somewhere alon… Read more
Last night did not show the best of anyone on WJE, and it was mostly me. I was being inappropriate, I was saying rude things to everyone, and I was being a rude and selfish person. I think that I do in fact owe people apologies, and I already have, but I just can’t seem to follow up with them, which I admit is pretty fucked up of me. So, I’m only gonna say what I have to say, SAH, I was being a big jerk to you after… Read more