James jokes

What do you call James, James?

If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.

James: I have a joke. Sex!

Ronny: I don't get it.

James: Exactly.

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

Why is LeBron James an orphan?

Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.

Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.

What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.

Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.

Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.

Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.

Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.

Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!

James Bond walks into a saloon where Michael J. Fox is tending bar. He says, "I’ll have a martini, shaken, not stirred."

Michael turns to him and says, "How else would I serve it?"

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

James Dalton.

So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"

Why did James fall off the swing?

He had no arms.

When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.

"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."