What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
Most embarrassing moment during sex, GO!
James Arnold: My grandma walked in while I was knife raping my wife.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
Jake Adkins watches James Charles.
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
