it's jokes
"Lune, it’s me."
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.