it's jokes

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

Why do Indians like basketball?

Because Steph Curry plays it.

Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...

Trump: What's UpNigga?

Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.

An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.

Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"

Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!

How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?

What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?

That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!

A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"

Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."

Genie: Poof!

Tom: It didn't work.

Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.

Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.