it's jokes

Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.

What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?

Mosscow

When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."

What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?

One does not crow when you put it in an oven.

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?

🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.

I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.

My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.

If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw!

I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.

Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?

A: "It's me, Luigi!"

The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.

I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.

A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”

Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?

No, it screeches.

Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."

Stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."

Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?

Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.