it's jokes
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
Why can't a t-rex clap?
Because it's dead.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.