it's jokes
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
Did you hear about the gays that had a baby? It was a little shit