it's jokes
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors. It’s a job I can see myself doing.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?
Son: No.
Dad: It hasn't come out yet.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Want to hear a joke? It's called life.
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
An obese, depressed mother is trying to tie a noose, but can't reach it, so she calls her son for help.
*A few minutes later*
son: There.
mother: Where did you learn to tie such a good noose?
son: Dad showed me before he died.
mother: DAMN HIM TO HE- *slips and the noose chokes her to death*
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
When I was born the doctors said, "it's a boy!" Then when they went to cut the umbilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said, "Oh, it's a girl."
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex. They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Not three. My damn basement is still dark...
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.