it's jokes

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.

He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.

POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

Why did the booty go to therapy?

It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?

It couldn't stay on track.

What do sex and food have in common?

My sister makes it better than my cousin.

It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.

Weird.

Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.

What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?

Removing a bomb.

What is the difference between Black people and coal?

It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.

Sex is like pizza.

When it’s hot, it’s great.

When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and on their land.

Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?

It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.

What do you call a country's booty?

Its bottom line.

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?

When it's Coolio!