it's jokes
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.