it's jokes

Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"Drop it like it's HOT!"

Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"

Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!

I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.

Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.

Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?

Pick it up and suck its dick.

What does a dog do in a dresser?

It pants!

What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.

“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"

“Yes," replied Hodja.

“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.

Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.

The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.

“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"

“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."

Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.

A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."