it's jokes
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus?
It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."