it's jokes
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."