it's jokes
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.