it's jokes
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.