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Ice Cream

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Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"

The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"

Johnny replies: "Sure."

After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.

Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"

The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."

After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.

Sex

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I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.

I needn't have bothered.

The next day, it was smeared all over my face.

Sex

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I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"

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  • Ray

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    Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.

    Head

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    When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

    Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

    Rose

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    Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

    Orphan

    A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

    It danced its a** off.

    Calendar

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    I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!

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